More About Me!
To my dearest future audience
They say love is blind, but I’m a Doctor, so I’d recommend ke aap apni Aankhein check karwa lo and sirf Gajar par depend rehna bandh karo.
I’m Umesh. Like every good Sindhi son, I’ve managed to confuse my mother. I’m a Doctor who doesn’t practice medicine and a Diet Coach who doesn’t give diet plans. My mom’s constant refrain? “Jadda tu kandho chha aahi?” (Basically: "You paagal insaan, what is your actual job?")
My job, my love, is you. Specifically, helping you become self-dependent when it comes to eating and living healthy. But let’s be honest Nutrition Bajre ki Roti ki tarah hai - Sukha Subject.
To make you swallow the truth, I’ve had to coat it in sugar-free humor, silly analogies, and Bollywood references.
I’ve fallen for the art of the stage. After 1000+ corporate sessions, I realized that when you laugh, you learn. So, I took my notes to The Habitat Mumbai (Tootne se pehle) in Jan 2025 for my first 60-minute set.
By July 2025, the "crush" became a full-blown affair: a 90-minute set for 600+ people.
Fast forward to now, Mid-2026, and humne 20 SOLO shows kar liye hai. From HR College Mumbai and Orange Comedy Club Pune to the Global Happiness Festival in Jaipur, and even the iron-clad crowds at Nitrro and Multifit gyms.
The magic of "Edutainment" is real, and my heart (and calendar) is full.
I’m taking this show on the road, globally. We’ve already got shows lined up with SuperYou, Fittr, Masters Union, and the Society of Intellectuals. But I want to come to your city, town, or village.
If you’re ready for a health talk that feels more like a Standup Special and less like a lecture:
- Click the Interest Form link.
- Enter your details.
- Wait for me to slide into your inbox with an invite.
In return, I promise to give you an experience and a half. No boring charts, no "ghas-phus" diets, just pure, unadulterated health wisdom served with a punchline.
Will you say yes?
With love and better lifestyle choices,
Your Last Diet Coach
Dr. Umesh Wadhavani